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officials in the russian city of Khabarovsk declare a state of emergency after radiation found
gold rises to new highs after china spends the last year buying up the precious metal
joe biden demands israel start an ‘Immediate Ceasefire’ in gaza…
after six months of its gaza war, israel has lost international support for its attempt to root out hamas terrorists
guv ron desantis just isn’t having it with home-invading ‘squatters’ in florida… “we are ending it”
a dozen dead bodies found near u.s. border in drug-violence plagued mexican states of jalisco and Sonora
missouri school bus company plagued with driver walkouts after “noose” found near black mechanic terminates its contract with st. louis schools
new York city starts handing out prepid debit cards to illEGAL immigrants in as part of trial program
big concerns as chinese nationals are flooding into the us territory of guam and claiming asylum, working illegally…
la dodgers superstar shohei ohtani denies any involvment in his interpreter’s gambling
p. diddy’s private jet spotted at airport on caribbean island of antigua as his homes were being raided by the feds in l.a. and miami over allegations of sex trafficking, sexual assault, firearms
video: inside the epidemic of illegal immigrant squatters taking over americans’ homes
u.k. says they won’t extradite wikileaks founder julian assange to face trial in the u.s. until americans rule out the death penalty as a possible punishment for him
russia sends two hypersonic fighter jets to intercept american nuclear-capable b1b strategic bombers over the barents sea as tensions between it and nato rises

NEWS

new york times publishes opinion piece attack transgender ideology
botswana president threatens to export 20,000 elephants to germany because the european country is trying to ban hunters from importing elephant trophies
new birth control methods could be hitting the market soon
satire: adam waits patiently as his love eve tries on 23 different fig leaves
airplanes: to recline or not to recline?
hit netflix show “3 Body Problem” gets blasted by viewers in mainland china, accusing it of trying to make the country look bad
man randomly punches actress bethenny frankel in the face in new york city as this sort of attack against women is becoming increasingly common in the big “rotten” apple
suspect in STOLEN vehicle fires shots at scottsdale, arizona police, does not live to regret it…
why women should rethink birth control
delta airlines flight returns to salt lake city airport after engine panel falls off MID FLIGHT while on the way to amsterdam
the controversial plan to reintroduce grizzly bears to the forests of washington state
judge tells mypillow to get out of their warehouse
san francisco and oakland lead california… in robberies of postal workers.
planet fitnesses many problems include allowing men in women’s restrooms
Pictures: hubble space telescope sees a new star being born
anti-groomer group “Gays Against Groomers” wants tampa’s democrat mayor jane Castor to resign over allowing children to attend “gay pride” event
bald man finds little comfort in the fact that god knows all the hairs on his head (satire)
thieves try to tunnel into a JEWELRY store in los angeles
carnival freedom cruise ship catches fire over the weekend, makes it back to port in florida
two nyc squatters in custody after woman found dead, stuffed in a duffle bag
the daily beast worries that women are dumping their birth control
seattle man shot and killed during violence prevention meeting, man’s family sues the nonprofit for negligence
immigration and english language elitism
the long volatility trade might be making a comeback
major crime spike in nyc’s mass transit system
strong bananas: bulgarian customs workers find 170 kg of cocaine in bananas shipped from ecuador
police identify man who died in rare mountain lion attack as 21 year old northern california resident
scientist claims every drop of water you drink is 100% sure to contain dinosaur urine
system failure: elon musk’s starlink satellite internet system is accessible on the black market – report
this is here for those of you who have wondered why private jets fly higher than the airlines
sean “p. diddy” combs raided! department of homeland security confirms rapper’s homes in california and florida were searched as they “executed law enforcement actions.”
did you know? there’s an all-female “lady lowriders” car club in california
nyc homeowner arrested by police for changing the locks on squatters living in her home…
did these oil rig worker spot ufos? see pictures…
fistfight breaks out among fans at usa vs. mexico concacaf soccer match
see: car brand loyalty chart
amazon cash: jeff bezos ex-wife Mackenzie Scott gives hundreds of millions of dollars to all sorts of far left groups
solar weather forecast: major geomagnetic storm currently impacting earth
global warming weather update: blizzard conditions expected in the great plains region this week
one astrophysicist thinks he has solved the equation that could open up time travel
a look at how pittsburgh steelers coach mike tomlin decided to hire russell wilson as his new quarterback
three big first world problems of having “too much”
here’s the cost of an epi-pen in major countries
french report: “trans” treatments for children a medical scandal of historic proportions
graphic footage emerges of russian soldiers torturing moscow concert hall terror suspect by hooking up 80v battery to his manhood
3 of the 4 tajikistan suspects in moscow’s concert hall terror attack plead guilty
powerball and mega millions jackpots reach $1.8 billion combined
here are 8 destinations for the future mars tourist reading this
here’s a photo kanye west letting his wife bianca censori go out almost naked again…
a colorado bill could make dating apps even worse
american border with mexico too unsafe for ny mayor eric adams to visit
this is what is happening in new york city’s “most dangerous” neighborhood of crown heights
france on highest terror alert
new trend? “men” letting themselves get b*tch slapped during spring break
nevada to hold its a big-game moose hunt for the first time ever
male prisoner who pretends to be a woman has sex with actual woman in washington state prison
decisions: should you leave your partner behind at security when you have precheck and they don’t?
cargo ship completes six month sea trial using a combination of diesel engines and automated wind catching “wings” as propulsion
meghan markle’s new netflix show will tackle how hard it has been for her to deal with kate middleton’s cancer diagnosis (satire)
the u.k. in shock as princess of wales kate middleton is diagnosed with cancer
odd: historic covered bridges all over the country are under threat from truck drivers relying on gps directions that were meant for cars
Wife of billionaire James R. Cargill II takes her marbles and goes home… no longer plans to build sports complex and improve Minnesota community after mayor and locals question her actions in purchasing and demolishing homes
Chick-fil-A makes some changes to the chicken it uses In its restaurants
even if arizona coyotes’ lastest attempt to get a permanent arena fails, it may be too late to move them in time for the upcoming nhl season
michigan state sits at no. 1 seed in ncaa hockey tournament, joining 3 other michigan schools in the contest
utah hoping to become one a few permanent, rotating hosts of the winter olympic games
video: chilling moment the shootings started in moscow concert hall
march madness: University of Idaho marching band steps in a plays in support of Yale after their band couldn’t make the trip to tournament
Scientists find what they believe to be some of the oldest stars in our galaxy
ncaa switches basketball referee at halftime of women’s game due to ‘background conflict’
“dozens” killed when at least five terrorist gunmen open fire at moscow concert hall
Uber and Lyft both announce they are ceasing operations in minneapolis after the City Council’s decision to increase rideshare driver pay
haiti descends further into chaos  
blackouts in kharkiv after russian military strike on ukraine’s largest dam
video: space x rocket a sight to see at it crosses skies over southern utah
newly found “unpatchable” vulnerability in apple’s M-series chips allows attackers to get encryption keys from mac computers
blaze media report uncovers massive corruption among u.s. capitol police
five university of georgia students hailed as heroes after saving three people from drowning after car crashes into pond
Bill and Hillary Clinton National Airport executive director Bryan Malinowski shot to death by the atf as they try to serve search warrant at his residence
police find the body of missing university of missouri student riley strain in tennessee’s cumberland river
texas school bus carrying over 40 pre-k students crashes into cement mixer truck, two deaths reported
lol “study” finds that “interpersonal racism” is the cause of heart disease among black women
meteorologist says not so fast on idea that global warming caused DC’s cherry blossoms to bloom early
professor finds that marriage leads to… “white supremacy.”
reddit prices at the top of its expected price range in much-expected ipo

POLITICS

a “confused” joe biden removes all doubt as to whether he is capable of serving another 4 years as president
special counsel jack smith is feuding with judge aileen cannon in his effort to prosecute trump over classified documents
u.s. treasury sec. janet yellen visits china to encourage the two countries working together
leftist former san fran d.a. chesa boudin says to u.s. supreme court: please don’t overturn 9th circuit ruling that prevents cities from cleaning out homeless encampments on public property…
“comedian” jon stewart attacks trump for overvaluing his properties… then people used the internets to find out that stewart himself overvalued his nyc home by over 829%
things looking up for donald trump as his voters’ enthusiasm seems overwhelmingly higher than biden’s
researcher proposes a new definition of what constitutes a human embryo for legal purposes
christians in india fearful as elections draw near
guv ron desantis signs florida social media bill that aims to bar most people under 16 years old from creating social media accounts and ban minors from sexually explicit sites on the interwebs
about fired “conservative” daily wire host candace owens and how both the left-wing and right-wing are anti-semitism adjacent
here’s how one of joe biden’s many lies might actually get him into legal trouble
poll shows trump leading biden by 7% in florida
one million illegals “apprehended” at soutwest border in just the first 6 monts of the year
bibi netanyahu cancels high level white house meeting… citing a change in america’s policy towards israel
how the feminist power fantasy relies on men 
vivek Ramaswamy speaks some truths about the fed
study finds that pbs’s washington week spends more than twice as much time talking about republicans compared to democrats, with over 90% of that gop coverage being negative
trump says israel has to get war in gaza done because it is losing world support
former ukip leader nigel farage explains why he has stopped going to the church of england after church official called for “anti-whiteness” in a social media post
fears that china is undermining canada’s democracy
feds in south florida looked at transactions that involved president’s brother jim biden… but investigation remains open
wyoming governor mark gordon vetos bill that would have ended “gun-free zones”, citing separation of powers issues
ousted rnc chair and nbc new hire ronna mcdaniel says she was “taking one for the team” when she expressed beliefs that the 2020 election was rigged or about jan. 6
biden government launches new doj office to promote new “red-flag” laws in the states… these laws would take guns away from people deemed a risk to themselves or others if a judge signs off on it
aoc, progressives put forth $234 billion green new deal for “MODERNIZING, upgrading” public housing
biden regime takes on israel
some are predicting a “racial realignment” as nonwhite conservatives start voting for the republicans
video: tara Reade, who accused joe biden of sexual assault and is currently hiding out in moscow, has Requested to testify under oath in front of congress
comedian kevin hart says he doesn’t think politics is funny
is joe biden’s “horniness” evidence of his cognitive decline?
sobbing for pride! joe biden promises to work to repeal $1.2 trillion congressional spending bill provision that effectively bans lgbtqia+ “pride” flags being flown over american embassies
poland asks russia to explain after missile crosses its territory to attack ukraine
lol democrat strategist james carville says democrats struggling to connect because of liberal rules that have made society more difficult… “No one wants to live like this”… biden’s poll numbers are “like walking in on your grandma naked”…
time magazine worries that joe biden’s presidential campaign is “stuck”
video: gop sen. john kennedy tells it to those who accused him of being “islamophobic” for his opposition to federal judicial nominee Adeel Mangi
Constitutional law professor Jonathan Turley breaks down why ny ag letitia james likely won’t be able to seize donald trump’s assets
canada’s justin trudeau wants to criminalize speech he disagrees with
leftist professor has an idea about all the PLAGIARISM scandals involving black academics… lots of “bad faith actors”
lol video: vp kamala harris claps along to spanish song of people PROTESTING her visit to puerto rico… stops when aide explains.
u.s. GOVERNMENT’S dei programs are losing in court because the feds cannot keep arbitrarily deciding who is an included minority and who is not…
russia tries to push the u.s. dollar out of the middle east
‘lyin’ kamala harris: “no evidence” ukraine involved in terror attack on moscow concert hall
federal judge again blocks enforcement of texas’ immigration law that allowed state to arrest illegal immigrants
Putin vows to get revenge and blames ukRAINe after 133 people killed in isis-k terrorist attack in Moscow
“big brother” is watching you… if you watched certain YouTube videos.
u.s. intelligence knew isis-k had been planning a terror attack in russia: reports
video: alex jones of infowars speculates that the terrorist attack in russia by gunmen in military fatigues might spark “world war III”
netanyahu says israel will launch ground offensive in rafah against hamas without u.s. goverment support
how China helps facilitate illegal immigration into the United States
Biden and big democrats celebrate 14 years of obamacare
cnn talking head dana bash can’t figure out why Trump is leading bideN in Michigan polling
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene files motion to remove speaker mike Johnson after the house passES massive $1.2t spending bill that doesn’t include conservative priorities
donald trump could make $3.5b as a merger deal for his social networking platform truth social nears completion… potentially giving him funds to pay letitia james’ $450 million bond
Retreat!!! america has now seen 11 of its embassies evacuated since biden took office
new poll shows trump with an eight-point lead over biden in the swing state of michigan
the daily wire fires conservative pundit candace owens hours after she tweets that america should not fund israel’s wars after she had been fueding with ben shapiro for months over u.s. support for israel’s war against hamas
what happened to former conservative darling candace owens?
mike pence goes anti-trump in new republican ad
dish network chairman donated $113K to biden’s campaign, three months later his company gets a big break from biden’s doj as agency moves to dismiss lawsuit againt company…
palm beach, florida area that voted strongly for biden in 2020 flips to republican in latest election
lol video: gop sen. john kennedy obliterates in glorious fashion olympic skier gus schumacher who was brought by dems before senate panel as “climate change expert”
what chinese-style democratic party totalitarianism would look like in america
here’s a look at the results after all that money received and spent by washington state to fix its homelessness problem
$1.2 trillion government spending bill includes funds to help lgbtq teens “transitioN” and pretend they are the opposite gender…
video: pollster frank luntz tells cnn panel that if ny ag letitia james starts seizing trumps assets she will be responsible for helping him get elected president
video: have we found the supreme court leaker of the dobbs abortion decision? former justice stephen breyer’s words increase speculation he may have been the one who leaked justice alito’s decision
anti-putin russian rebels capture second village in russia
house freedom caucus boots Rep. Ken Buck of colorado 
biden regime gets set to go after gas-powered vehicles
former deputy director of the City of Milwaukee Election Commission, Democrat Kimberly Zapata, Found Guilty on All Counts in Voter Fraud case
biden says “no one should be jailed” for marijuana use… hours prior his doj said no one who uses marijuana should be allowed to have guns…
russian city of Orenburg arrests Gay bar managers, accusing them of violating the law against spreading “LGBT propaganda”